The Remainder

I’m running. I could hear whistles and cat-calls as I sprinted down 7th avenue. My short dress was flying up exposing my pink and black-checkered underwear, but I didn’t care because I was late.

Get up, Stand-up

Three things happened after my debut on Broadway:

1. I cried because I had been 1 minute over my time limit.
2. Jesus told me I would become famous.
3. Judah Friedlander fist bumped me.